UNDER CONSTRUCTION
The Malevolent Mouse has hijacked this page for a top-secret operation—rewriting code, stashing suspicious cheese, and plotting the next big reveal for our community. Yes, it wears a tiny hard hat. No, it’s not OSHA-approved.
Need talent or crew right now?
Call Ivey: (559) 936-7096 (she’ll wrangle the rodent if you ask nicely)
Call Daniel: 714-813-1031 (mention cheese)
Or email us @ info@malevolentmouse.com
(assuming the Mouse hasn’t chewed through the cables)
That’s all you get for now. The rest is classified—and probably involves questionable code, suspiciously loud squeaking, and a whole lot of cheese.
Proceed at your own peril—we disclaim all liability for rodent-induced chaos. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
